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I want to walk on stilts...naked
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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