Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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