I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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