He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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