he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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