Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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