I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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