Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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