I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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