Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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