DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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