Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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