we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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