Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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