it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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