Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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