There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Sounds more like "grab your kids and get away from that alcoholic" approachable
Buy a cosmo and put it in front of the bar stool next to you with a post it note that reads, "Free girlie drink for 2min of conversation. Now featuring no roofies." I swear it has worked before.
Ditch the clothes and you're there.
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