i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We were destined to go to rehab together
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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