You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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