Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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