I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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