are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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