my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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