i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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