Who wears a wallet chain?!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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