Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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