Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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