My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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