shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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