her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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