we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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