Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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