I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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