I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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