erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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