why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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