I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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