i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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