She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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