i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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