i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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