Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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