You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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