I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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