My hand turned me down
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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it glows. i had to have it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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