it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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