It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We got so high we made milksteak
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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