the new term for farting is butt boxing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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