that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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