I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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