I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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