Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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